After No Dates For Five Years.......

After no dates for three years a woman goes to see a Chinese Expert Sex Therapist named Dr Chang.
"Take of ya crouse, get down and craw reery reery fas to other side room" Says Dr Chang.
She does this.
"OK, now craw reery reery fas bac". As she did this, Dr Chang shock his head.

"You problem is vewy vewy worse case of Ed Zachery disease I ever see dat why you get no date"
"Oh my God!" She says, "What is Ed Zachery Disease?"
Dr Chang replied "It's when your face look Ed Zachery like your arse".